Woody Harrelson turns down White Lotus role

Yeah, I saw that too! Honestly respect to the guy. Hollywood’s always moving, but time with family is rare. I just wonder who he was gonna play

Ugh same. He has that chaotic energy that would totally fit the White Lotus universe. Maybe he was gonna be a shady businessman or a retired hippie guru in Thailand?

Wait wait wait… Thailand?? That’s where S3 is set?? Omg I’m already IN. Woody would’ve crushed it as like… an ex-pat cult leader or something.

lol imagine Woody showing up shirtless with a coconut and yelling about capitalism. Missed opportunity for peak television tbh

I love Woody but also, The White Lotus casting is always so on point. They’ll find someone equally unhinged, I’m sure. Remember how everyone doubted Aubrey Plaza last season?

True! The ensemble casting is always 🔥 I kinda want Matthew McConaughey now. Or maybe someone totally unexpected like… Nicolas Cage.

OKAY but imagine a Cage vs Harrelson White Lotus alternate universe. Also love that Woody said “nah” to prestige TV for a beach trip. Priorities lol

I mean… the man’s done True Detective and Cheers. He’s earned some chill time. But still, I would’ve loved the chaos he brings.

Tbh this gives me hope that he might come back for Season 4 if they keep it going. Mike White has a way of making you want more every time.